Today is the last day of my current job. I’ve been an English teacher in Shanghai for the last one and a half years, and it has been a fantastic experience. I will miss the school, my colleagues and, more than anything else, the brilliant students. I’ve loved every single day!
今天是我目前的工作的最后一天。我已经在上海做了一年半的英语老师，这是一段美妙的经历。我会想念我的学校，我的同事和比什么都重要的优秀的学生们。我爱在这里的每一天！
Remember you can always contact me using: dentons @ gmail.com (add me on Kaixin001 too!) as well as through this website, Facebook, Twitter, Buzz etc….
记住你可以随时与我联系：dentons @ gmail.com（加我的Kaixin001！），还可以通过这些网站，Facebook，Twitter，Buzz等…
Many people have asked me what I plan to do now. This has been a bit of a secret, but since it’s my last day today I think I can now finally reveal what my new, retired life will be like….
很多人问我有什么打算。这一直是一个谜，但因为今天是我的最后一个工作日，所以我想可以透露一些我的新的，退休后的生活给你们了，它将是…
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I’m going to become the KING OF A NAXI TRIBE IN LIJIANG, YUNNAN PROVINCE!!!!
我要成为云南省丽江纳西族部落国王，云南！！
This will be my kingdom! It’s pretty rural, but definitely has a good water supply.
这将是我的王国！一个漂亮的村庄，保证有水。
There aren’t many rules you need to follow, and to be honest some of them are pretty obvious…
在这里你不需要遵守很多规定，而且老实说有些规定都是很明显的…
I have selected a Chief of Staff. I’m not sure what his name is, but he did kill a wolf with his teeth to prove his loyalty to me.
我选了一个参谋长。我不知道他叫什么，但他确实以用牙杀狼来证明了对我的忠诚。
Another picture of my back garden. Unheated swimming pool included.
另一幅图是我的后花园。包括温水游泳池。
I have been given a crown, but one of the first jobs that will be axed as part of my rule is the clothes-designer.
我拿到了王冠，然后我发现我现在的首要任务将是裁掉这个设计师。
Woooooo! Retired!
哇！退休了！
THE KING’S BACK!
国王回来了！
It’s a whole new life – and if you need me for anything, please do get in touch. I’ll be sitting by the side of the pool drinking a cold beer fishing for sharks and crocodiles playing Happy Farm on my laptop….
这是全新的生活 – 如果你需要什么，请与我们联系。我会坐在池边喝冰啤酒钓着我的鲨鱼和鳄鱼用我的本本玩我的开心农场…